Hi! Stephen,

In a message to All you wrote:

 e>                          "Dumb Kid?"

:)

I saw this one the other day...

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Nickels and Dimes
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Little Johnny is always being teased by the other neighborhood boys for
being stupid. Their favorite joke is to offer Johnny his choice between a
nickel and a dime -- Little Johnny always takes the nickel.

One day, after Johnny takes the nickel, a neighbor man takes him aside and
says, "Johnny, those boys are making fun of you. Don't you know that a
dime is worth more than a nickel, even though the nickel's bigger?"

Johnny grins and says, "Well, if I took the dime, they'd stop doing
it, and so far I've made $15!"
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It sure looks like there's some cluey kids out there.  =:)

Cheers,
Paul.

... Sure when...  OINK FLAP.  OINK FLAP.  Well, I'll be damned...
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