Hi Bob

 >  BL> I rest my case. Only a Tawswgian would have a plural name. How
 >  BL> many of you are there?

 >  NP> At the last count there were three of us ! This one is
 >  NP> currently replying from Brisbane. (I'm really Beryl in drag)

 >   Are you Niels on drugs,

YES.

 > Niels on hormones,

NO.  A decided lack of whoremoans in this house.


 > or Niels on wheels?

 Yes, but I don't come regularly around lunch time

 >  BL> Only a Tawswgian would have a plural name.
 >  NP>        ^^^^^^^^^

 >  NP> Isn't it about time you added a spelling checker to that VB
 >  NP> abortion you call an editor :-)

 >   I'm *conomising on e's. Us old p*nsion*rs hav* troubl* making our
 > k*yboards last.      ^
                        ^
You wast*d o#* !!!!!    ^
My # is wor# out from going to the #ext message si#ce I disco##ected my twitter


 >   I can remember when a proper keybpoard was steel, and made clacking
 > noises with a bell on the end (ding!). Now I have to do my own dings
 > (ding!).

I hope you realize that you are stealing someones label with your dings:-)


 >  NP> We got to America before Columbus, but the bloody yanks still
 >  NP> celebrate his landing. We got to Australia before Cook too, but
 >  NP> we landed on the west coast. One look at that scenery and we
 >  NP> left the blacks to it.

 >   Bloody Vikings. You'd sail 10,000 miles for a root.

At least it's quicker than waiting 23 years


 >  NP> Only the stupid poms would take it on, and then they only sent
 >  NP> there criminals out here. Just look and the current state
 >  NP> Australia is in, and look at the population that's here and
 >  NP> you'll see it hasn't improved much since then. Nowadays they
 >  NP> elect the criminals to government, that's about all.
        ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
 >   Speak for yourself. Our Member of Parliament is a bloody wog.

I rest my case.  (See above)
The bloody mafia are like sand. They get into everything

Kind regards
Niels Petersen

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