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The Rap Sheet - from the Crimefighter
New Midwest Wrestling's Capital Punishment II
5/31/2K3, Springfield, IL

This rap sheet is posted in http://www.newmidwest.com/forum,
news:rec.sport.pro-wrestling.info a newsgroup that many wrestling
organizations could utilize to spread info about their shows but don't, and
the archive of all the ones I've written are stored in
http://abermud.tripod.com/rapsheet.

Pro Wrestling Illustrated has been printing the results of some previous NMW
shows that I've submitted.  PWI for their part has a policy of chopping out
the names of the managers and referring to titles generically in an effort
to save print space.

Last time you all were with us watching New Midwest Wrestling, we saw the
number one contendership for the Central IL title go to one Adam Deacon of
the wacko cult organization known as the Church of RON.  For one reason or
another, there was some blowup at the training school and Adam Deacon has
pulled up his tent and left town.  The Crimefighter who is no fan of the
cult tried his best to find out what really happened, and now I have a bit
of an idea.  I still laugh at wacko cult leader RON for losing a member, his
title shot, and his tag team that were the #1 contenders for the tag titles.
So Adam Deacon, formerly known as “The Iron Chef” Leo Lagossi and apparently
“Sorrow” during the unincorporated MWA days, finishes his NMW run at 3-3
with his final match being a win from the Sinister Six match beating Lucious
P. Cotrain (cheating of course), and his tag record with “The Khaos Kidd” at
2-0.  Before leaving NMW though, Deacon and Bishop beat the crap out of Rip
Mystic following his loss to Tom Arson and in the process, tore his bicep
and herniated a disc in his lower spine putting him on the disabled list for
45 days.

Also seen last month, “The Alpha Male” Guy Smith interferes in the second
round of the NMW tag team tournament for the men he was representing, those
being Scotty Cash & Doug Fraze against Christian Haze & Tony Angel.  Smith
blasted Angel across the back with a chair on the top rope as he was about
to do a dive on Fraze costing them the match.  Just last weekend in
Owensville, MO was a pair of MPW shows at a resort that were only open to
timeshare residents.  Christian Haze successfully defended his MPW Missouri
title against Smith, but as crappy as Bigg Boyz International has been the
last couple months, Smith runs interference in another match involving his
partner Damian Blade and Haze tries to stop it but messes up and causes The
Searcher to lose against Blade.  The next day, Tony Angel takes his turn
trying to get revenge against Guy Smith for interfering in the tag title
tournament, but ended up losing.  Meanwhile Christian Haze defends his
Missouri title against Damian Blade and is defeated for the belt with a lot
of help from who else, the BBI and Guy Smith.  So nothing is resolved here,
and further spillover of feuds from the St. Louis area is expected.  There’s
A LOT of whining and moaning going on about me bringing up this stuff from
MPW in the NMW forum involving the same wrestlers.  It seems a few people
insist that feud carryover between promotions means absolutely nothing, I
beg to differ.  These same people also INSIST that Guy Smith DID NOT screw
Haze & Angel when he interfered for the benefit of his chosen team causing
them to lose.  With THAT logic, a criminal can break into their house, steal
some cash, claim that he was taking the money to pay off some debt of his
and wasn’t out to steal the cash, and these guys would have to let him off
to be consistent with their stupidity.

Over the past month, the Crimefighter for the first time served in a role
that was outside his moniker.  I was picked to serve as a juror for a
medical malpractice civil case.  First day was jury selection, where they
ask you in a group, where you worked before, if you knew any of the
participants in the case, if you knew any of the other jurors, have you had
any injuries and have you had any bad experiences with a doctor.  Do you
respect the right of the plaintiff to sue and the defendant’s right to
defend themselves and will any of this prejudice you in deciding the cases.
Actually saw one member of the pool go into a partial meltdown as he didn’t
seem to have any confidence in himself on whether he would decide a case
fairly like he was a fish out of water.  The lawyers thankfully passed over
him so he wouldn’t have to endure the pressure.  The case itself was a man
who sued the doctor over post-surgery care of his foot where his Achilles
tendon was reattached after it snapped off his heel.  About two, three weeks
into the healing process the patient was taking his pain pills but did not
report the problems he was having, which were that the pain was not
lessening over time and the foot started to itch.  He claimed he should had
been asked to come in by the doctor to look at his foot but for some reason
only the patient knows he never thought of going to the emergency room when
his cast became soiled, started falling apart, smelling badly, itching worse
and worse, and aching more and more.  He let this go on during an 11 day
span between the last contact with the doctor and the next scheduled contact
where he finally got into the office and the doctor was horribly shocked at
the condition of his foot which now had a deep infection.  The patient ended
up being hospitalized and came very close to losing his foot entirely.  He
can’t walk for very long now, and has to walk with a limp and a brace on the
foot.  It became quite an easy case for me to decide after only hearing the
plaintiff’s side cause common sense tells you if you’ve got all these
problems with a cast you are supposed to go to the ER right away and not put
it off.  The plaintiff thought he had a case based on a claim that he was
taking too many pain meds, there was turnover of nurses, and they thought he
heard the doctor say he lost control of his practice when he really lost his
emotions.  Even if all that was true, the case was lost when it was proven
that he was not being proactive in taking care of himself.  When you got
problems, it is best to be verbose with your descriptions and not be terse
cause you’ll save yourself a lot of problems.

It would had fit my moniker better to judge a criminal case, but that’s the
way it goes.  It is said that many people do not like to sit on juries, but
in my case I enjoyed the experience and would readily serve again if called.

********** THIS SECTION DOES NOT APPEAR IN www.newmidwest.com/forum DUE TO
INFO RESTRICTIONS ***********

This month I was surprised to see advertisements for something that I
thought was a dead issue, Capitol City Championship Wrestling.  3CW sometime
early last year was making some hay on NMW's message board with an
ill-advised ad for the place.  Well some bashing went on, and someone had
the gall to steal my identity and post notes as me with some very nasty
comments.  It got so bad that someone over there mailed me personally
thinking I was the one doing it.  EVERY time someone tries to impersonate
me, they use the SAME host, months apart, they still use the SAME host.  Now
that this mess has reared its head again, and now that I have a proper venue
to make comments more freely, here's what's really going down.  About a
month ago, began seeing TV ads during WWE RAW featuring ex-WQLZ morning
personality "Marvin" who if you don't know him, was a part of the Lytle and
Lamb show airing in Peoria and Springfield that features occasional
interviews with wrestlers.  The guy wears of all things, PEACOCK feathers!
These were ads for that training school 3CW with the phone number and during
the ad we see some really out of shape men wrestle, performing wrestling
moves, very sloppily.  The ad was so retarded I was gagging repeatedly.  I
don't know how a typical wrestling school does their TV ads looking for
recruits, but this one was an ad on how NOT to do it.  On whether there
should be more than one company, my opinion is that Springfield, IL cannot
support two wrestling companies and make money.  Springfield as it is, is a
small market of 115K.  Besides that, there seems to be an indy group in
every city in the country, but not enough wrestling fans to go around. With
all these indy groups, it's a wonder why there is only one major wrestling
promotion left in this country.  Hopefully NWA-TNA will make it two.  Back
to Springfield, we already have a bit of a talent raid as you know who
mentioned earlier thought the pastures were greener over there than here as
a trainer, along with some trainees.  Apparently there won't be anyone
performing with both promotions right now, as an offer to do just that was
turned down for some obvious reasons.  Being a REAL conservative, I believe
in the concept of competition, so if someone wants to start their own
business, have at it.  I think though that this venture was ill advised in
the face of the wrestling industry shrinking in terms of interest among
spectators.  I'm clueless as to how many active wrestlers there are in the
business, but it's certainly a number over 10,000 in the US alone, as for
promotions, dunno how many of those there are, I think about 300-400.  A
good chunk of that number has attendance UNDER 100 per show, which makes me
wonder how they stay in business.  If you can't pack the house with enough
people, it's time to do a merger with another nearby group.  We'll see how
this goes, and I will be commenting on this materialized rivalry.  I haven't
found this 3CW site online yet, but whenever they actually have a show I'm
going to attend and see WHAT these guys have to offer.  Hopefully they won't
make the mistake of holding shows the same day and hour as NMW and force
people to choose.  Oops, I just heard they made that mistake and they claim
it's an accident.  I talked to a number of people about this mess, and I did
find now just plain Adam in attendance to do the obligatory "you sold out"
chant, then made my feelings known about the whole thing.  Let's hope they
all train properly.

********** END OF EXTRA SECTION **********

Your ring announcer is Jimmy "The Bruiser" Osbourne.  Your commentary team
is Rick Wieties, and two others guys I can't remember the names of.

Central IL #1 Contender's Match
"The UNDER Achiever" Billy Morgan (1-4) 5’10" 172lbs.
Riverton, IL w/ Kev G,
Cherry Malone & Formerly Nameless Ex-Security Guard JJ Tank vs. Dredd Walker
(6-4-1) 5'11" 210lbs. "Purgatory" - I dunno HOW Morgan got a
#1 contenders
match when there's several people in front of him that ARE in contention.
He got himself DQ'ed last time against his cousin Earl when a security guard
decided to shove him off the top rope.  Morgan seems more interested in
building an army than winning a match, as he continues to sink lower and
lower in the standings.  JJ Tank is the previously unknown security guard
but all along well-known forum personality, name never announced.  Dredd
comes out, jaws with Tank, then a spat with Malone.  Lockup, arm wringer
Dredd, reversed, Dredd with a takedown.  Kip up Billy.  Headlock Billy,
reversed into a hammerlock, takedown headlock Dredd.  Shove off, a sloppy
hip toss by Dredd, Kev G grabs at his legs.  Irish whip, clothesline Billy
gets two.  Dredd with a back body drop over the top rope, JJ Tank eats a
baseball slide intended for Billy, Dredd suicide dives on Billy.  Reverse
elbow Dredd, kicks in the corner, Irish whip Billy rollups up Dredd for two.
Slug away Billy, whip and flying headscissors to the outside.  Billy leaps
on the top rope for the springboard, slips, and nearly lands on his head on
the floor.  Dredd gets back in, Billy does the same move back in the ring
and slips AGAIN but still catches some of a clothesline.  Billy does the
move a THIRD time, doesn't slip but is caught for a powerslam and a two
count.  Irish whip to the corner and Billy defends with a boot.  Tornado DDT
attempt is blocked, Dredd hits an inverted atomic drop, then a drop kick
from the top rope.  Chops from Dredd, Irish whip Dredd eats a boot.  Billy
to the top, jumps off with nothing in mind, gets stuck in the crossface.
Malone jumps on the apron, JJ Tank jumps in the ring but gets powerbombed,
Kev G jumps in the ring up Dredd kicks him out, now Bing Westlake runs in
and hits Dredd in the gut with the golf club.  The idiot ref kept all his
attention on Malone through all this, hey can't you just position yourself
to jaw with Malone and take peeks at the ring action at the SAME TIME?
Rollup Billy and we get a very hollow victory for someone who's still green
as heck and can't win without an army.

WINNER:  Billy Morgan pin -> (2-4) 8:25 mins. **

Jimmy Osbourne promotes the wrestling school during the break.

"The Cruiserweight Redneck" Earl Grissom (3-5) 5'10"
170lbs., Rushville, IL
vs. "Rather Charming" Bradley Stephens 6'0" 225lbs. Las
Vegas, NV (2-1) -
Stephens picked up two falls last month in the sinister six match before
being pinned himself, thus his 2-1 record despite only one singles match
thus far.  Earl dances Stephens out of the ring.  Takedown Stephens, hip
toss, drop kick.  Earl with a headlock takedown, hip toss and drop kick.
Brad bails.  Earl chases him back in the ring, Brad misses a clothesline,
Earl hits out, Brad out again.  Earl slingshots Brad back in, clothesline
gets two.  Another one gets two.  Irish whip, reverse, Earl misses the
clothesline and gets yanked down by the hair.  Brad chokes with the knee,
slam Brad, another choke with the knee.  Brad leans Earl back, drops him
across his knee.  Brad with an Irish whip and clothesline in the corner.
Another Irish whip and Earl gets the knees up, spinning neckbreaker, Earl
goes to work on the leg, puts on a leg lock, drops back twice.  Elbow to the
knee, Irish whip reversed, enzergeri by Brad.  Brad with a legdrop gets two.
Brad's limping around.  Earl trips him, kicks at the knee, clubs him in the
corner.  Irish whip reversed and a weak clothesline from Brad.  Choke by
Brad in the corner, Earl with a clip on the leg, another leglock, not a
figure four, but wrapped both legs around his knee and was yanking on
it...finally Brad just quits.

WINNER:  "The Cruiserweight Redneck" Earl Grissom submission
-> (4-5) 7:45
mins. **

Jimmy promotes the sponsors as well as a radio show on WQNA 88.3FM The Edge
from 9pm-12am where you could talk with your favorite wrestlers.  The Edge
is an all-student run station at Lincoln Land Community College south of
town.  Well, here's a quick review of the show itself.  It was Justin
Byerline hosting the show "Undercurrent" along with Jason Wells, and Mr.
Prose.  Jessica Gasperini who is the regular co-host during this three-hour
block was out recovering from surgery.  Besides all the music played by
requests, Jason Wells talked about how great the show was, a few things
about the show itself, and how people needed to go to Revolution next month.
Wells was trying to convince Mr. Prose and Justin to train to be a wrestler.
Later someone decided to play Elvis, and Wells got into a spat with him
about how much he was eating in the studio and wanted to fight him outside.
Alas, I tried to call into the show thinking there was listener
participation, but of all things, Justin DIDN'T KNOW HOW TO RUN THE FREAKIN'
CONTROLS!  Way late in the show they tried fiddling with the thing to get
callers on air WHILE on air, but ran out of time.  Well I hope they get
better organized next week, cause they all seemed like fish out of water.
There's a big question though of where they'll get a time slot and if
Jessica will be returning next week, if not it's from 9-midnight next
Sunday.  Anyway, this is a 250-watt station so the signal doesn't go very
far, but if you want to listen, you can get it on streaming audio at
http://www.wqna.org using Real Player or Windows Media Player.

Tag Team #1 Contenders Match
Overthrown President Battlin' Stan Sallinger (0-2) 6'3", 260lbs.
Springfield, IL vs. Eric Logan (2-5) 5'10" 173lbs. Palm Springs, FL (1-1)
vs. Sigma Omega Beta (2-1-2) Carbondale, IL - "Big Man on Campus" Garret
Ryan (1-0) 6'2" 232lbs. & "Toga" Steve Fisher (1-2)
5'10" 240lbs. w/ Prof.
Philip H. Dempsey - PHD still has that Fat Man's Title on his shoulder,
surprised.  If you haven't seen that picture I took last month of him posing
with the belt, it's the last photo listed on
http://mudlist.betterbox.net/nmw.  PHD has the mike and points out that the
boys raised their voices at him.  He thanks them, while everyone else was
making fun of him for his alcoholism, they were there for him.  There's a
group hug.  He then talks about Sage & Wells, and how they took advantage of
him and gave him this belt.  He thought of throwing it away, but he can't do
it.  He's been through rehab the last 30 days with Lex Luger (WHAT?  Uh, I
don't think Luger was in rehab Professor...) and fought his way back to
sobriety and if it wasn't for Scott Hall helping him he wouldn't know where
he'd be today.  He says since he's fallen so far, and climbed all the way
back, this belt is a championship, and it's his championship.  He's gonna
hang at ringside for his men.  Dueling chants, Toga chants are drowned out
by Logan chants.  Toga Steve and Logan start the match.  Toga shoves Eric
down twice, Logan flips out of another shove and hits a drop kick.  Tag
Stan, Toga slugs it out with him, Irish whip and hip toss, charge Stan and a
collision.  Hip toss from Toga gets a one count.  Arm wringer Stan, trip and
a leg drop.  Whip to the corner, tag Logan, Irish whip reversed arm drag
Logan.  Another Irish whip meets a kick from Ryan, slam Toga, tag Ryan.
Punch to the side, whip and clothesline from Ryan, slugaway in the corner,
whip and sideslam gets two.  Rear chinlock by Ryan, drops him then knocks
Stan off, suplex gets two.  Knee to the chest by Ryan, headlock applied,
sent to Toga for a boot.  Tag Steve, beat up in the corner, choke Ryan.
Clothesline Toga in the corner, axe smash Toga.  Suplex attempt blocked,
neckbreaker Logan, Irish whip and Samoan Drop.  Ryan's in and sends Eric
outside.  Ryan goes after him but Logan crawled under the ring to escape
Ryan, and comes out the other side wearing a pair of boxer shorts.
Errr...where'd those come from?  Tag Ryan, side suplex, head butt, rear chin
lock.  Irish whip, Ryan catches Logan in the Alabama Slam for a two count.
Irish whip, sunset flip Logan gets two, small package two, Oklahoma Roll
gets two.  Ryan with a clothesline, ram in the corner with his back,
superplex Ryan off the top gets a two count.  Irish whip Ryan, toss in the
air, but Eric catches him in a DDT.  Tag both corners, Stan hits
clotheslines, spinebusters, overhead fallaway slam on Ryan.  Belly to belly
suplex on Toga.  Suplex Stan, Logan with a headscissors to get Ryan out.
Stan holds up Toga Steve, Eric on top, flying neckbreaker!  Cover gets three
and we get a bit of an upset.

WINNERS:  Battlin' Stan Sallinger & Eric Logan pin -> (2-1) 11:40 mins. ***

Uh oh we got problems...Toga Steven and Garret Ryan are jawing away at each
other, Ryan blames Toga for the loss.  PHD screams at them to stop fighting.
He can't take this, he just got out of rehab, he's had enough and fires them
both.  They aren't paying any attention whatsoever, they're still arguing.
Garret Ryan is being a sore loser, the fans do the Toga chant.  You know I
scoffed at the idea that this team would break up when someone raised the
idea of it happening just a few weeks ago, now that it's happened, another
major challenger to Sage & Wells is gone.  Being that there isn't many tag
teams that have had more than one match together in NMW, this just isn't a
wise move.  The frat boys finish with triple two's.

Jimmy plugs the school during the break.  Sage & Well's music is playing,
but Jimmy introduces the WRONG TEAM.  Sheesh, doesn't he EVER learn what
ring entrance music belongs to which wrestlers?  He makes this mistake every
month it seems.  The wrong theme music is played again for Dangerous
Investment, but wait a minute, they come out parodying Sage & Wells.  Doug
has a mop on his head and picks up a girl in the front row.  Cash has a
pillow in his shirt, and a trash bag around his legs.  Some goofy insults
are on their shirts.

NMW Tag Team Championship
Sage Ramsey (5-2) 6'4" 268lbs. Peoria, IL & Jason Wells (2-4)
6'0" 230lbs.
Kansas City, MO (3-0-2) vs. Dangerous Investment (2-1) Scotty Cash (5-3)
5'9" 170lbs. 'Yo Mommas House' & Danger Doug Fraze (1-1) 6'6" 275lbs.
Chicago, IL - A few people are griping at me about using their previous
names in the rap sheet as a tease.  Some names just stick better than
others.  This is the rematch from last month's dramatic finale of the
tournament and everyone should be at full strength.  Well the champs attack,
Irish whip double collision.  Wells whips Cash with the pillow, big boot
from Ramsey, charge misses, double clothesline, double facebuster.  Ramsey &
Wells with a double whip, and double hip toss.  Cash and Wells start
jockeying for position, then they both just tag out.  Kick Sage, choke on
the ropes, kick, rips the shirt off Doug's back, Irish whip reversed and
Sage goes sailing over the top thanks to Cash pulling down the rope.  Cash
does a moonsault on Sage from the apron, Rude Awakening Fraze back in gets
two.  Cash in to cheat, Wells in, Starbody breaks it up.  Leg drop Fraze,
slam.  Cash drops the legs again, ref is tied up with Wells, leg drop Fraze
gets two.  Butterfly armbar Fraze, elbow drop gets two.  Fraze knocks Wells
off while Cash chokes away, then Fraze chokes.  Suplex Fraze gets two.  Cash
runs in and knocks Wells off, another choke by Fraze.  Double team suplex by
DI.  Fraze goes to the top, Sage trips him, superplex Sage.  Cash knocks
Wells off again before Sage can tag out, Starbody for some reason just stays
tied up with Wells.  Cash is tagged in, a bunch of kicks then a cover gets
two.  Splash with his backside gets two.  Arrgh, here comes Guy Smith.  Leg
drop from Cash gets two.  Stompaway Cash gets another two count.  Tag Fraze,
suplex gets two.  Attempt at a Last Ride is blocked, Sage with a superkick.
Double tag, clotheslines from Wells, arm drags, spinebusters, Sage back in,
double chokeslam on Cash gets two as Fraze pulls the ref out.  Starbody
shoves Doug.  Sage is outside, Guy clocks him with his belt.  Powerslam Cash
in the rings gets two.  Sage and Guy are brawling outside, Cash to the top
rope and hits a legdrop and a two count.  Guy posts Sage.  Cash brings in a
chair, shoving a ring girl off in the process, Starbody tries stopping him,
Cash wants so badly to get himself DQ'ed, he nails Wells with it and gets
his wish.  He's screaming at Starbody threatening with the chair, and the
ref rings the bell.  Wells is up, powerslam Wells, ref counts it, the match
was restarted?  Okay fine, whatever.  Not as good as last month, with so
many choke holds used.

WINNERS and STILL CHAMPS:  Sage Ramsey & Jason Wells DQ -> (4-0-2) 15:30
mins. ***

Guy Smith jumps in the ring and tells everyone to shut up.  All Female chant
erupts.  He recounts the tourney for the tag titles, and got the brackets
changed to give them an advantage and they blew it.  A rematch and they blew
it.  There's one man who's never given the team a chance, and while Cash is
pointing to Doug, Smith clocks Cash from behind.  WHAT?  Well that's it for
Dangerous Investment, there's your THIRD challenger to Sage & Wells gone
finishing at 2-2.  As for not giving the team "a chance", Cash wasn't
thrilled with the idea when they had their first bout together, but they
were performing like a well-oiled machine last month and all throughout this
match so what the heck is Smith talking about?  They both kick Cash down,
here comes Witchy...uh, Marjorie Watson!  Witchy orders them to get this
crap out of her ring.  Witchy has the mike, she sings the praises of Guy and
he honors her.  She then names Rip Mystic the #1 contender.  WHAT?  Hey
Witchy, RWJ has the better win/loss record, he won against Smith last month,
what the heck criteria are you using?  Moron.  RWJ comes right out with
Quinten to confront the heels.  Guy asks if he wants something.  "That would
be funny if I had a sense of humor. Ha ha ha ha. But I don't..."  RWJ notes
that he beat his butt last month and that's his title.  CORRECT!  Real World
chant erupts.  RWJ makes it clear that Rip Mystic was made the #1 contender
cause he isn't here and he's injured.  Witchy cuts him off.  She says Rip's
the #1 contender cause she says so and if he's not here Guy gets the night
off.  RWJ calls her on it, saying Guy getting a night off is cheating the
fans out of what they paid for.  Guy Smith claims RWJ has had too many title
shots.  Ahem, let's count them up, the initial tourney ended in a draw in
round one, RWJ fought Shard as champ and won by DQ, triple threat match was
a loss, four way was a loss, RWJ fought Smith last month and won.  Eh,
whatever.  Smith had all the chances to sign a match with someone else, but
he didn't.  Smith won't fight RWJ again cause he's a bad person and he
attacked Misty Matthews.  Ahem, if you jump in the ring during the middle of
a match, BAD THINGS WILL HAPPEN TO YOU!  Misty's out for a year.  WHAT?  Not
again, what's dragged you away this time?  RWJ tells him she got what she
deserves and if you get in this ring...Witchy cuts him off and goads RWJ to
do something to her so she can fire him.  She goes and abuses her power
again and says RWJ doesn't deserve another title shot and names Bing
Westlake as his opponent.  So Witchy led a coup-de-tah against Sallinger
JUST to cover Guy Smith's butt.  Okay Witchy, you're either gonna be the
president or be Guy Smith's manager, but you cannot do both.  Conflict of
interest is enough to do another coup-de-tah.

Bing Westlake (2-5) 5"10" 165lbs. London, England vs. Real World Jeremy
(6-2-1) 6'2" 240lbs. Denver, CO w/ Quinten Tyler - Bing's cousin was sitting
right behind me, doing some USA bashing in the process, I fake a backhand at
him to make him cut it out.  Bing's got the mike, and running his mouth
before the chants cut him off.  Bing acts surprised that there are two of
them.  He runs his mouth a bit longer then gets ready to wrestle.  He's
taking too long so I bug him with another USA chant, and he breaks his club
against the post in anger.  Quinten hits Bing.  RWJ pounds him in the
corner, Bing out, RWJ slingshots him in, suplex.  LOW BLOW Bing, clothesline
gets a one count.  Quinten has his full attention toward some blonde girl at
ringside.  Irish whip reversed, powerslam RWJ, Irish whip hop Bing ANOTHER
LOW BLOW.  That's TWO.  Bing punches away in the corner, but RWJ powerbombs
him for a two count.  Irish whip to the corner, ref is knocked out and Bing
hits ANOTHER LOW BLOW!  Dumbasser Bing, then fetches his flag and drapes it
over RWJ.  RWJ grabs Bing by the groin, makes him hurt for a while, then
gives him a monster spinebuster.  Pedigree RWJ on the flag but the referee
is out of commission.  Here comes Guy Smith again and does the three count
himself, RWJ sees him, misses an attack and gets side bombed by Guy then
blasted with a Little Inspiration (I may start calling it the "wuss-out" if
I see another Guy screwjob).  Quinten of course paid no attention to any of
this trying to pick up a date with this girl, Smith drags Bing on top and
revives the ref and he counts him out.  What a load of crap!

WINNER:  Bing Westlake pin -> (3-5) 5:45 mins. ½*

Well there's your crappiest match of the night, no thanks to Wussy and
Witchy.  And this ballyhoo has put Sage Ramsey back in the #1 slot for
Smith's title.  Quinten hears the bell and then jumps in the ring, Smith
tells him not to make a mistake then brings that woman in the ring who was a
plant all along.  Guy tells Quinten that RWJ brought him in to cover RWJ's
butt and he will always live in his shadow.  Gee, what a hypocrite, you had
Cash, Fraze, Misty and Witchy  covering your own butt here and the whole BBI
over in MPW and you have the gall to make this claim against RWJ.  Come with
me he says and he will make you a star.  "You know what, it's like
Crimefighter says, you can be the New World Quinten!"  *glares at Guy*  RWJ
sits up, bloody nose and all.  He'll give him time to think about this, and
when he decides, come talk to me.  Cannot believe what Guy Smith just did,
stole my idea, trying to turn Quinten into another bodyguard for the wussy
Guy Smith.  Sheesh I made an opponent suggestion for Quinten, if he wants to
wrestle why didn't he ask for a match?  Bing Westlake's just NOW crawling
out of the ring?  This is ridicious.  Jimmy asks does he even know he won
the match.  Jimmy plugs the radio show "Undercurrent" but doesn't
know who's
on it.

Tom Arson (2-6) 6'5" 260lbs. St. Louis, MO vs. Christian Haze (1-0) 6’2"
250lbs. Phoenix, AZ - Haze is no longer MPW Missouri champion, having lost
it to Damien Blade and he DOES think he was screwed last month, despite what
others have been saying that Smith didn't screw him.  Tony Angel was in
attendance as a spectator.  Arson stops at the commentary table, shakes
hands with all of them, oops, not the middle one.  Slam Arson, arm drag,
another slam.  Haze with a slam, hip tosses.  Tom outside, slaps his hands
on the steps and hurts them.  Haze slingshots him in, headlock, takeover
Haze, kick to the head, drop kick on the mat.  Tom with a clothesline, chops
and woos.  Arson is sporting a sunburn and the skin is peeling off him
during the match of all things.  Boy, sunburns make shots to your body sting
even more.  Head flip, kick, elbow drop by Tom gets two.  Rollup by Haze

--- Internet Rex 2.29