HL>>>>>>>>>>>> 
 LB>>>>>>>>>>> Bet its not the first time
you've heard them...  ;)
 HL>>>>>>>>>> I've heard plenty coming from
Phil's cell lately.
 LB>>>>>>>>> Indigestion?  Acid Reflux?
 HL>>>>>>>> Gas?
 LB>>>>>>> Lactose intolerant?
 HL>>>>>> Or too much licorice.
 LB>>>>> Black licorice no doubt, not the red stuff....
 HL>>>> Licorice or Baked Beans! Which one is the new rocket fuel?
 LB>>> The Baked Beans for sure!  They're such a blast!!!
 HL>> Try Refried Beans... The latest "Blast from the Past".
 LB> Try Pinto Beans.  They don't use as much gas....

Can't get 'em here.
Just baked beans, peas, pickled onions, cabbage and other gassy
smelly foods.

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