> Are you Niels on drugs,
 NP> YES.

 > Niels on hormones,
 NP> NO. A decided lack of whoremoans in this house.

  (groan)

 > or Niels on wheels?

 NP> Yes, but I don't come regularly around lunch time

  I don't wish to know about the irregularity of you orgasms.

 BL> Only a Tawswgian would have a plural name.
 NP>        ^^^^^^^^^
 NP> Isn't it about time you added a spelling checker to that VB
 NP> abortion you call an editor :-)
 > I'm *conomising on e's. Us old p*nsion*rs hav* troubl* making our
 > k*yboards last. ^

 NP> ^ You wast*d o#* !!!!! ^ My # is wor# out from going to the
 NP> #ext message si#ce I disco##ected my twitter 

  I've got a new keyboard and the quality of my replies has improved.
In fact, I think I may join another echo. I'm too good for AVT now.

 > I can remember when a proper keybpoard was steel, and made
 > clacking noises with a bell on the end (ding!). Now I have to do
 > my own dings (ding!).

 NP> I hope you realize that you are stealing someones label with
 NP> your dings:-) 

  That's a ding with a capital D (ding!).

 > Bloody Vikings. You'd sail 10,000 miles for a root.

 NP> At least it's quicker than waiting 23 years

  It seems like only yesterday...

    I see you Taswegians have made a claim to fame... a loony who shot
1% of the total sane population of Tasmania. A World record! 

  It looks like you'll also be able to claim the world's most
incompetent police force. The only one they saved was the murderer. I
saw a fuckwit inspector on TV who said that it was likely charges
would be laid. I guess they'll give him an RBT and charge him for
ecceeding the speed limit in a school zone.

  I'd like to think that your politicians will change your gun laws
now, but I don't really hold out any hope. With 35 sane Taswegians
dead, there's not that many left.

  But it could be worse. At least they saved the murderer.

Regards,
Bob
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