G'morning David.

Hah .. the below joke coincidentally appeared this am...

 * Originally in: Rec.Humor.Fu
 * Originally on: 06-22-05 19:30
 * Originally by: Jonathan Norton
 * Originally to: All
 * Original subj: first telegraph

From: jondnorton{at}sbcglobal.net (Jonathan Norton)

Researchers have recently unearthed the text of the first transcontinental
telegraph message.  Reportedly, it reads

 ENLARGE YOUR MALE MEMBER STOP GUARANTEED RESULTS STOP ...

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