BK>>>  I meant your name. How do we know you are not really a Scott
 BK>>>  infiltrating Fido to push the infamous "Scottish Agenda"?

 BF>> First, I don't have a kilt

 BK>  And just how do we know that? For all we know you might have
 BK>  kilt a dozen people, and covered up your crimes.

I do have a sarong though. Does that count?

 BF>>  and second, would a mean Scot
 BF>> spend his hard-earned cash on a trip to Thailand?

 BK>  Dang! Ya got me on that one.

I knew I would, somehow.

 BF>> No, I'm a genuin Swede with a taste for really good whiskey and a sip of
 BF>> 18 yo Highland Park or a Glenfiddish 18 yo Caolan Reserve is something
 BF>> worth waiting for until I get back home. The only available imported
 BF>> stuff I've seen here so far is 100 Pipers and I don't
 BF>> tink that that is a single malt.

 BK>  I go down to Dairy Queen every so often for a malt. Only I have
 BK>  to get two, one for me and one for my wife. Then I have to get a
 BK>  sundae for my kids... oh, you don't mean an Ice Cream Malt.

You have to go to Joe's for a Malt.

 BK>  Sorry, got convused.

You sure are.

 BK>  Was that a single malt whiskey, or a single Malte Schmidt?

Haven't seen any drinkable Schmidt's yet.

 BK>  I don't even know if Malte Schmidt is single or married.

Haven't seen any married whiskey either.

 BK>  It's gettin so complicated around here.

Change surroundings.....

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