To those of you who are nit-pickers about the meaning of words, is there a
medical distinction between Guts and Balls? We've all heard about people
having Guts or Balls, but do you really know the difference between them?

In an effort to keep you informed, here are the definitions:

GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by
your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask "Are you still
cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"

BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of
perfume and beer, with lipstick on your collar, and slapping your wife on
the butt and having the balls to say "You're next Chubby..."

I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.

HOWEVER, medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome, both
result in instant DEATH!

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Regards
David

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