G'morning James, 

Hey, we get the Letterman show here - Michael Campbell, our 
indigenous golfer was on the show last week after winning the US 
Open..

 JB> That's the thing, isn't it? I smartened up when a loaf of mouldy toast
 JB> could fix about everything you could get into... Maybe I live in a
 JB> glass house.

Dunno so much ... I sometimes find myself hankering after a good 
old-fashioned boil to nurse and care for;  my medical mum taught 
me how - just before the newfangled sulfa drugs made most of it 
redundant,  followed by the wierd bread-molds that simply killed 
them dead.

 JB> It's a little more obvious a failure modal, to be SURE! By
 JB> disintegration, once you're in it, it's too late to turn back, and
 JB> hitting the throttle, only makes that much more of a *splash*.
 JB> If I had my dithers, I'd try to be there in a McClairen F1,
 JB> so I could be sure to leave a lasting imprint.

The coroner's report logged the beekeeper's speed by the height of 
the impact mark on the far face of the gulch under the bridge...
down to a decimal place or two.

Sadly, with NZ's pervading Political Corretness you'd be jailed 
for even thinking "McClaren F1", despite the fact that young 
McClaren was a true NZer of historic renown... there's only 
murderous intent to explain anybody's need to exceed 50mph in 
God's Own Country now.

Sigh !

:-)
 
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