KJ> YUCK! I think I'm going to need to move
  KJ> somewhere else soon...the winters are getting colder, and the summers
  KJ> are getting hotter. I need to live somewhere that is perpetually
  KJ> Spring! About 75F year round, 60% humidity, always green, only snows
  KJ> on Christmas Day ... got any suggestions?
 
Yes!  Move to one of the larger Hawaiian islands!  They're marvelous.  On 
Maui, you can choose to live in rain forest, desert, or in between.  And 
since the big volcano rises 10,000 feet above sea level, you can adjust your 
temperature by moving up or down the mountain!
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