Hi! All,

First time dad
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A man was about to become a father for the first time, with the baby due to
arrive at some point during the World Cup.

His friend said: "What will you do if your wife is having the baby on
the same day that your team plays?"

"Don't worry, I just bought a wi-fi webcam. I can watch the birth
after the game."

=:)

Cheers,
Paul.

... Monty Python's The Life of Brian: Makes Ben-Hur look like an epic.
--- Paul's Win98SE VirtualBox