Hi! All,

Farm Boy
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A farm boy accidentally overturned his wagonload of corn. The farmer who
lived nearby heard the noise and yelled over to the boy, "Hey, Willis,
forget your troubles. Come in and visit with us. I'll help you get the
wagon up later."

"That's mighty nice of you," Willis answered, "but I don't
think Pa would like me to."

"Aw, come on, boy," the farmer insisted.

"Well, OK," the boy finally agreed, and added, "but Pa won't
like it."

After a hearty dinner, Willis thanked his host. "I feel a lot better
now, but I know Pa is going to be real upset."

"Don't be foolish!" the neighbor said with a smile. "By the
way, where is he?"

"Under the wagon."

=:)

Cheers,
Paul.

... What has four legs and an arm?  A happy pit bull.
--- Paul's Win98SE VirtualBox