On reaching his plane seat a man is surprised to see a parrot
strapped in next to him. He asks the stewardess for a coffee
where upon the parrot squawks "And get me a whisky you cow!"
The stewardess, flustered, brings back a whisky for the
parrot  and forgets the coffee.

When this omission is pointed out to her the parrot drains
its glass and bawls "And get me another whisky you bitch".
Quite upset, the girl comes back shaking with another
whisky but still no coffee.

Unaccustomed to such slackness the man tries the parrot's
approach "I've asked you twice for a coffee, go and get it
now or I'll kick your ass".

Next moment both he and the parrot have been wrenched up
and thrown out of the emergency exit by two burly stewards.
Plunging downwards the parrot turns to him and says "For
someone who can't fly you're a lippy bastard!"


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