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echo: startrek
to: LEN BUCKHOLTZ
from: EVIL DOCTOR
date: 1998-02-04 16:27:00
subject: Borg Thoughts

Having confronted Dr. Evil, Len Buckholtz, International Man Of Mystery, 
exclaimed:
 
 ->      Biggest problem?  The Tribbles require food in order to reproduc
 -> there is no food present on a Borg ship.
 LB> Sure there is - borgs.
 LB> that is why they have heaters on their bridges.
    Noooo!!  Tribbles aren't carnivorous!  Silly man! :-)
 
 LB> Call them BorgWarmers.
 LB> sell car parts, too.
 
     Yeah, but they keep assimilating the passengers....
 
 -> ... Top Ten Rejected Names For Canada: #9 Land Of Scotch and Soda
 ->
 LB> When did they reject that one?
     It was suggested by our first Prime Minister Sir John A. MacDonald.  
He suggested it while sober, and it was good policy never to listen to 
him unless he's had a couple of scotch and sodas... :-)
                                           Sincerely Yours
                                           
                                           David G. Riess
                                           EchoContinuityMangler
... "Now you dress warmly on those other planes of existance." - Bev
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