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Hi! All, Scoop Water ----------- A golfer is cupping his hand to scoop water from a Highland burn on the St Andrews course. A groundskeeper shouts, "Dinnae drink tha waater! Et's foo o' coo's shite an pish"! The golfer replies, "My Good fellow, I'm from England. Could you repeat that for me, in English!"? The keeper replies, "I said, use two hands - you'll spill less that way"! =:) Cheers, Paul. ... You're actually going to do something. Can I watch? --- Paul's Win98SE VirtualBox* Origin: Quinn's Post - Maryborough, Queensland, OZ (3:640/384) SEEN-BY: 633/260 267 280 640/296 305 384 954 1010 1384 1674 800/432 @PATH: 640/384 954 633/260 267 |
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