PO> For no apparent reason, Linda Bence shouted to me:

 PO>>>>>>> Ah, good.  Appetizers!
 LB>>>>>> Hey, you think I'd show up empty handed?
 PO>>>>> Weaponless, at least.
 LB>>>> You know I always carry my Chakram with me...
 PO>>> Not going there...
 LB>> But you never mind when I have my Xena boots on.....

 PO> That's another "PG-13 Minimum" story.
 PO> Is it story time yet?

 PO>>>>>>> I've got a few Pangalactic Gargleblasters
left over from New
 PO>>>>>>> Years'...from 2204. Let's see if they've
stopped fizzing -
 PO>>>>>>> Hey, Psych!
 LB>>>>>> Don't let him see you, he'll put on his wetsuit!
 PO>>>>> I'll show up looking like Ray; he'll never guess.
 LB>>>> But what if Ray shows up at the same time?
 PO>>> That just adds to the confusion.
 LB>> Great, cause that will make me feel like my real life is normal.

 PO> Normal is a setting on a washing machine.

And the load is not balanced...
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