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echo: lunatics
to: Miles Maxted
from: Heather Lennox
date: 2004-06-15 20:46:28
subject: Hi

HL>> Stop taking Viagra, that should restore your blood in the
 HL>> right areas.
 MM> But its supposed to stop me rolling out of bed...

That's what cats are useful for. Wedge a cat in the area between
the knees and the mattress. And wedge another between chest
and mattress. Not only will they stop you rolling, they make a
soft soothing rumbling noise and keep you warm.

 - From the insane desk of Supernerd
 - Carpe aptenodyte: seize the penguin

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