SM> RT> Get it right Scott!!!  We have ALL _heard_ of certificates that state
  > RT> such and such. I have a certificate that states that I am a 
Certified
  > RT> UNIX Programmer" issued by the Alabama Technical Training Institute 
n
  > RT> Montgomery.  Fact is, I haven't ever _seen_ a UNIX computer... go
  > RT> figure??
SM> Ok...Where did you get it, from a Quaker Jack Box?
Read your quote Scott.... I got it from a state certified training and
testing agency.  Showed it to my boss and demanded a raise.... got me
the same results that you get with your "ticket".
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