HL>>> I'm still looking for penguin crossings, sheep crossings,
 HL>>> deer crossings and leg crossings.
 MM>> Australia offers a change - there you must beware of cross
 MM>> crocs, kangas and koalas...
 HL>> Here, it's Eye crossings.
 MM> Ah ... I remember crossing a coffee pot with a keyboard once
 MM> - but the esculator was too big for our house...


What do you get if you cross a table-tennis ball with a very tall
chamberpot?

A ping-pong piddle high po.

 - From the insane desk of Supernerd
 - An oyster is a fish built like a nut.

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