HL>>> Stop taking Viagra, that should restore your blood in the
 HL>>> right areas.
 MM>> But its supposed to stop me rolling out of bed...
 HL>> That's what cats are useful for. Wedge a cat in the area
 HL>> between the knees and the mattress. And wedge another
 HL>> between chest and mattress. Not only will they stop you
 HL>> rolling, they make a soft soothing rumbling noise and keep
 HL>> you warm.
 MM> Mmmm ... dont think I'd kept much sleep with two pussies
 MM> arranged that intimately ...

If you want intimate, wedge a cat where the meat and two veg' are.

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