-=> Quoting Evil Doctor to Jean Halverson <=-
ED> Having confronted Dr. Evil, Jean Halverson, International Man Of
ED> Mystery, exclaimed:
Exqueeze me???? Make that International WOman of mystery...
JC> What would be interesting would be if they beamed one tribble over to
JC> the Borg cube.... I don't think they are sentient so there wouldn't be
JC> the problem of consent and the Borg would ignore them initially
JC> because they don't appear to be a threat and they aren't sentient
JC> anyway.
ED> Biggest problem? The Tribbles require food in order to
ED> reproduce, there is no food present on a Borg ship.
JH> What if the tribbles could be genetically engineered to consume
JH> wire??
ED> More likely consume the material that the Borg and their ships
ED> are mostly composed of. However there seems to be a prohibition in
ED> the Federation against such genetic alterations, and producing a
ED> destructive breed of nanites would accomplish the same effect.
Yes, but introducing nanites would require close personal contact with each
Borg. I, personally, like the tribble idea better.
"Beam over the mutated tribbles, Chief. Prepare to retreat, Ensign"
"Tribbles are at destination, Captain."
"Retreat at warp 10, Ensign!!!"
"Retreating, sir!"
And their "Tribble and Run" mission accomplished, they retreat to a safe
distance to watch as the tribbles consume the guts of the cube.
Jean
... A horse is a horse of course, of course. Unless it's Odo.
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