TIP: Click on subject to list as thread! ANSI
echo: startrek
to: EVIL DOCTOR
from: JEAN HALVERSON
date: 1998-02-03 15:53:00
subject: Borg Thoughts

 -=> Quoting Evil Doctor to Jean Halverson <=-
 ED> Having confronted Dr. Evil, Jean Halverson, International Man Of
 ED> Mystery, exclaimed: 
 
 Exqueeze me???? Make  that  International  WOman of mystery...
 
 JC> What would be interesting would be if they beamed one tribble over to
 JC> the  Borg cube.... I don't think they are sentient so there wouldn't be
 JC> the  problem of consent and the Borg would ignore them initially
 JC> because they  don't appear to be a threat and they aren't sentient
 JC> anyway. 
 
 ED> Biggest problem?  The Tribbles require food in order to
 ED> reproduce,  there is no food present on a Borg ship.
 
 JH> What if the tribbles  could  be  genetically  engineered to consume
 JH> wire?? 
 ED> More likely consume the material that the Borg and their ships
 ED> are  mostly composed of.  However there seems to be a prohibition in
 ED> the  Federation against such genetic alterations, and producing a
 ED> destructive  breed of nanites would accomplish the same effect.
 
 Yes, but introducing nanites would require close personal contact with each
 Borg. I, personally, like  the tribble idea better. 
 
 "Beam over the mutated tribbles, Chief. Prepare to retreat, Ensign"
 "Tribbles are at destination, Captain."
 "Retreat  at warp 10, Ensign!!!"
 "Retreating, sir!"
 And  their "Tribble and Run" mission accomplished, they retreat to a safe 
 distance to watch as the tribbles consume the guts of the cube.
 Jean
... A horse is a horse of course, of course. Unless it's Odo.
---
---------------
* Origin: * The Ratz Nest BBS * Texas * (817) 447-1619 * (1:130/911)

SOURCE: echomail via exec-pc

Email questions or comments to sysop@ipingthereforeiam.com
All parts of this website painstakingly hand-crafted in the U.S.A.!
IPTIA BBS/MUD/Terminal/Game Server List, © 2025 IPTIA Consulting™.