Message-ID: 

http://www.percypringle.com/Percy-Says/PercySays21.html

McWRESTLING IS KILLING ME ! 

For the second time in my 40-years as an avid wrestling fan I did the
unthinkable. I turned off a wrestling television program last night.
The first time was less than a year ago when WWE had Hunter Helmsley
humping a "corpse" in a casket. This time it was just as disgusting.
Eric Bischoff sexually assaulting Linda McMahon in her home office.
What in the hell is going on in Stamford, CT? Were they writing this
trash during last week's blackout or something?

The last time I checked, the marquee read "Wrestling", not
"McWrestling." Yet, every time I turn on McRAW and McSMACKDOWN, what
do I see? It's Vincent Kennedy McMahon's open display of lewdness with
a nipped n' tucked Playboy Playmate. Then there is his son and
daughter, running around actually playing the parts of professional
wrestlers. Now it's the last straw, Linda McMahon in that sickening
scene with Bischoff.

Notwithstanding the collusive nature of the industry, in the past
Linda McMahon has always represented what was right in McMahonland.
After this week's McRAW, the handwriting is on the wall for all of us
to read… "There is NOTHING right in McMahonland anymore!"

Vince McMahon and his one ring circus sideshow, is dying a slow
agonizing death. Talented ring performers are sitting at home all over
the country unable to pay their bills because of the McMonopoly of our
business. Yet, staged or not, he dare laugh at a handicapped grappler
flopping around the ring like a catfish out of water. It's sickening.
Sometimes I want to bury my head in the sand and pretend I never had a
damn thing to do with any of this.

I feel that this McMadness has destroyed the foundation of our game.
How can a building remain standing on crumpled groundwork? Sooner or
later it must all come tumbling down. Maybe the poor ratings show that
fans aren't as stupid as Vinnie-Mc may think. It's plausible that they
are just running for cover to escape the falling pieces of the once
golden titan tower.

Stamford…. we have a problem!


--- Internet Rex 2.29