BorgBurgers - We do it our way; your way is irrelevant.
I pulled the finger...and she sank...
my modem has voice recognition. Whenever i say "Hang Up??
I love it when she puts Nair on - Tom as girl rubs leg
Humanity is a parisite
The mind is a terrible thing to taste (Ministry)
S met ing's hap ening t  my k ybo rd . .
"Hello...Incontinence Hotline...Can you hold?"
Nobody ever bets enough on the winning horse.
Now THAT'S Italian!
Michael:"I luv u, u luv me, it doesn't matter ur only 3."
Error #1511: Brain Offline
Stealth Condoms - She'll never know you're coming
"I WANT IT FREE AND I WANT IT YESTERDAY."
Spelling checkers at maximum! Fire!
Moderator unemployment is the largest single cause of sel
Dr. Lester - that's my pants that you're wearing!  - Kirk
QUAKE:  ?eta than all the rest!
Hey Trish, "How `bout them COWBOYS!!!"
lok ma, i'm hoked on phoniks!
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