G'morning Heather Lennox, 

 HL>>> [Cats]
 MM>>> Ah well, the really mature ones are the best ...
 HL>>> Same for wine and cheese.
 HL>>> 
 HL>>> All three can be eaten.
 MM>> But only one sticks hair in the teeth....
 HL>> Hence the riddle:
 HL>> Q: What do you call a Roman soldier with a pubic hair in his
 HL>> teeth?
 HL>> A:  Gladiator.
 MM> Err...  isn't this where we came in a month or so back - I
 MM> never forget a short toga...
 HL> Yep. It was a circular conversation. It drove rings around us all.

Just before they let out the lions - I remember that !
There were one great old lion called Albert...
His nose were all covered wi scars,
And he lay in a somnolent posture,
Wi side of his face against bars!

And then they let the clowns out and when I woke up, I'd had a 
Colosseum-tomy....

 HL>  - How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? That's not
 HL> funny!

Errr ... first off, illuminate me - how many can you get inside 
the lightbulb ?

:-(

 
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