Oh goody! Another Muranium P36 Explosive Space Modulator!
I have seen the truth and it makes no sense.
Math Problems?  Call 1-800-[(10x)(13i)*]-[sin(xy)/2.362x]
Nah nah nah SHE'S GOT THE LOOK!
Bigamy: one wife too many. Monogamy: see Bigamy.
Don't Believe The Hype...It's A Sequel
Any fool can tell the truth, it takes sense to lie
Beer:it ain't just for breakfast anymore...
I always watch my speling;sintax, grammer & pointu
Glittering generalities! They are blazing ubiquities.
The sound of many hands clapping. Ol?!
I left a trail of crumbs. I'm being followed by six rats.
People will buy anything that's one to a customer.
Pick-em!
Flying saucers are real. The Air Force doesn't exist.
Press Ctrl-Alt-Del for an online IQ test.
Losing your drivers' license is God saying "Walk!"
My photographic memory just ran out of toner.
Speak of braggarts: talking of those lacking something.
Anything good is either illegal, immoral, or fattening.
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