...and then I woke up!
Life's contradictions tend to grow
Scott me up, Beamie!
Hips or lips:  Let your conscience be your guide...
My appetite comes to me while eating. Michel de Montaigne
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File not found. Make a wild stab at it (Y/N)?
Koala Triangle: a mysterious zone in the Southern Hemisph
The best audience: Intelligent, well-educated, and drunk.
On finding a stone we see no dog; on seeing a dog we find
I'm sorry.  Did you say something?
-=[ Truth Through Superior Firepower ]=-
Daddy why are you swearing? Have you f**ked up again?
My one-legged sister is a professional ice skater.
Click ... click ... click ... out of Taglines!
CAUTION! Blown Brain At Work!
I am Garfield of Borg - Hairballs are irrelevant...
A wise man rules by the stars, a Fool is ruled by them
Common sense ain't so common
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