For no apparent reason, Heather Lennox shouted to Miles Maxted:

 HL>>> [Cats]
 MM>>> Ah well, the really mature ones are the best ...
 HL>>> Same for wine and cheese.
 HL>>> 
 HL>>> All three can be eaten.
 MM>> But only one sticks hair in the teeth....

 HL> Hence the riddle:
 HL> Q: What do you call a Roman soldier with a pubic hair in his teeth?
 HL> A:  Gladiator.

That was low, crude and insipid...

...And I wish I'd thought of it first.

Phil Osophy

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