JT> You probably won't be laughing anymore... That is, if your
JT> local council is anything like ours. Ashfield council has
JT> replaced our wheely bins with smaller versions, in an effort to
JT> reduce the waste each household produces each week. They
JT> somehow think that making the bins smaller will reduce the
JT> volume of rubbish. Either that, or they want us to compact our
JT> rubbish more. 

 I actually share that theory. Since we got the large wheelie bin, we
seem to be able to find the garbage to fill it up.

JT> You know how hard it is to dispose of bodies in those smaller
JT> bins? Sheeze, along with the normal rubbish, you have to cut
JT> the bodies into two or sometimes more smaller bits to make it
JT> all fit. I have to store the not-yet-disposed bits in the
JT> freezer between rubbish days to stop them from smelling, and
JT> that takes up room between the icecream and the frozen peas.

 If it was easy to dispose of bodies, god would not have created
undertakers and cemeteries. But, whatever you do, don't bury them in
the backyard! You only forget and keep digging up Fluffy, Wuffles and
Tom.

JT> And I'm having serious trouble with the leaking blood across
JT> the backyard. The dog seems to like it though, he sits there
JT> waiting for off-cuts every week. 

 ROFL! I think you may have fluked the ideal disposal method... a
large dog. You eat one lousy leg and they call you an Alsatian.

JT> I should have listened to my mother when she told me the body
JT> disposal business was a bad idea...

 Never take any notice of anything your mother tells you, especially
on the subject of how to pull birds and get lots of roots.

Regards,
Bob

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