G'morning Heather Lennox, 

  HL>>>>>>>>>  - Anything not nailed down is a cat's toy!
 MM>>>>>>>> Like the piano....
 HL>>>>>>>> Check the legs for clawmarks.
 MM>>>>>>> On a German Upright ?  Nein-way, look for
hairy corners
 MM>>>>>>> !
 HL>>>>>>> And the drool marks on the seat cushions.
 MM>>>>>> Unt der vase fragments in der peripherary...
 HL>>>>>> Shredded music sheets sprinkled lightly around the
 HL>>>>>> floor.
 MM>>>>> Err ... the holy mini-droppings in those suggest church
 MM>>>>> meese in the woodwork - and the oblivious fat cat...
 HL>>>>> Clawmarks on the doorframes.
 MM>>>> And on my wooden leg...
 HL>>>> And various other portions of anatomy.
 MM>>> So Rolf Harris (aka Jake the Peg) walks with a limp now...
 HL>>> And a squeaky voice.
 MM>> Its probably the sagging limp that gets him down...
 HL>> Or the cats have been hanging off the sagging limp with all
 HL>> their claws.
 MM> Mmmm ... that sounds more effective than the secondhand
 MM> woolly wire wove vest I got off the Vatican...
 HL> Changes the way one walks too, I hear.

Does wonders for Rolf's macintosh...

:-((
 
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