Get down and Modem the night away!
Only a fool fights in a burning house..Kang, Day of the D
Don't walk through the screen door, you might strain your
The cure may be worse than the disease.
Habits are at first cobwebs, then cables.
"Bother", said Pooh, as his bungie cord broke.
Survival Tip #2:  Never MOON a werewolf.
Never say no.
"How to Stay Poor and Enjoy it Less" By I.R.S.
Forewarned is forearmed... which is about half an octopus
DEFINITION: Address - Type of attire worn by some female
That's the Heimlich manuever, *not* the Heineken manuever
Creditors have better memories than debtors.
The NBA's best announcers double as a warm hearty meal.
They know enough who know how to learn.
There is not gravity.  The earth sucks.
In ((STEREO)) where available.
Imagine the silence if everyone said only what they know.
Raptor ? More explosions per minute than any other game!
The moderator gave me clearance to talk about ANYTHING!
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