*** Quoting PATRICK LONG from a message to Cindy Haglund ***

> I am ruined by Hershey's Dark slightly sweet Chocolate nuggests!!! I
> can't stand milk chocolate anymore and I USED to love it! Did you know
> tha tmost """easter"""" candy is
fake chocolate with wax in it to keep
> it from melting..? ugh.

PL> Nope - don't eat much chocolate, in fact.  Prefer caremel creams. 
PL> Though Mama-San does bring home Hershey Kisses once in awhile...

Now Patrick didnt you know that like a car runs on petrol/gas, a woman runs
on ¨Chocolate?

And just like a car gets quite cranky acting just before it dies due to
lack of ¨gas/petrol, so does a woman if you dont feed her enough chocolate
at regular ¨intervals.

Just like a car varies with the type and octane level of petrol/gas, a
woman ¨varies with the type/quality of the chocolate.

There is one difference however.  The car really doesnt care about the
color or ¨looks of the pump, while a woman must be fed some chocolate in a
pretty wrapper ¨now and again.  Thats why women are considered more
mysterious than cars.

Oh and one last piece of advice?  If she's got her period, do not buy her a
¨kit-kat bar and make jokes about it.  If she doesnt kill you outright, she
will ¨make you wish she had.

                                       xxcarol

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