Nice night, dear Danny!

 DC>> Around these parts, that would be a "cattle ranch".  :)
 NG>> So, your parts are a bit bigger, but still you're not from
 NG>> Moscow, I suppose. :)
 DC> Not even close!  I'm about 1/2 a world away.

According to some science books you must be walking upside-down there. That
leads to conclusion that you have another circulatory system to remain in this
condition for a long time. So, finally, you might not be the ordinary humans
and the mass media here covers that fact for some unknown reason. :-P

--- Nicholas with a respect