Date: Mon, 03 Feb 1997 19:28:39 -0400



In article , barry@janus.la.platsol.com
(Barry Gold) wrote:

>Here's another oraphaned chorus, this one inspired by the
>fact that Disneyland has now shut down "the Pirates of the
>Caribbean" in order to redo it so the pirates are chasing
>fruit platters in the hands of women rather than the women
>themselves, because the latter is not 90s-PC:
>
>Bananas and apples are what we now grapple
>
>Chasing fruit platters until we're much fatter.

The article I've read said it was hams on the platters.  I suppose there
might be a variety of foodstuffs represented.

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 not the thinking society, not the deliberative society, not the society 
 of reason and rationality." -- Lloyd Morrisett


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