-=> Quoting Bob Lawrence to Brenton Vettoretti <=-

Hello Bob,

 BV> And an empty wheelie bin :)

 BL> ROFL!
 
 You probably won't be laughing anymore...  That is, if your local council is
anything like ours.  Ashfield council has replaced our wheely bins with smaller
versions, in an effort to reduce the waste each household produces each week.
 They somehow think that making the bins smaller will reduce the volume of
rubbish.  Either that, or they want us to compact our rubbish more.

 You know how hard it is to dispose of bodies in those smaller bins?  Sheeze,
along with the normal rubbish, you have to cut the bodies into two or sometimes
more smaller bits to make it all fit.  I have to store the not-yet-disposed
bits in the freezer between rubbish days to stop them from smelling, and that
takes up room between the icecream and the frozen peas.  And I'm having serious
trouble with the leaking blood across the backyard.  The dog seems to like it
though, he sits there waiting for off-cuts every week.

 I should have listened to my mother when she told me the body disposal
business was a bad idea...

John Tserkezis,  NSW BBS Registry Coordinator. Sydney, Australia.
FidoNet: 3:712/610   Internet: jt{at}iform.com.au

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