A sharp tongue and a dull mind are usually found in the s
Medical staff: Doctors cane
Money talks, but all mine says is goodbye.
Backups are for whimps!
A true friend is the best possession.
.aixelsyd evah t'nod I ,aN
The message you have just read is true. Would I lie to yo
Anything free is worth what you pay for it.
Jeffery Dahmer to Lorena Bobbit:  You gonna eat that?
Here Fido, Fetch. Get the stick Fido. Stick, Dumb Fido!
Mary had a little lamb.  The doctor was very surprised.
Hocus Pocus ? The cute little dragons are warriors of hel
Oregon cellars contain more water than Texas rivers.
It's always someone else's problem anyway ...
Show respect for age.  Drink good scotch for a change.
Longest suicide note I ever read. -LOBO
Naval Air Facility - El Centro, Ca.
I'm not easily offended--please try harder.
Money burns a hole in my pocket...how about yours?
My opinions may have changed, but the fact that I am corr
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