-=> Quoting Roy McNeill to Bob Lawrence <=-

 BL> I peas on your foot, gringo.
 
 RM> Now now. Lettuce have some pease and quiet here, you pear.
 RM> Don't make punsch with vegetables. Surely you can negotiate
 RM> some sort of peaseful orangement.
 
 BL>  Go on, avacado why don't you? Turnip up, you has-bean!  It's
 BL> unnesecelery to tell us to stick it in our parsnip when it's lime
 BL> ball.

 RM> All this lambasting is giving me sheepless nights. There's too much
 RM> at steak here. I'm no mutton for punishment, so why don't we go the
 RM> whole hog and meat somewhere so we can chew the fat, and re-veal
 RM> what we really mean, instead of mincing around like this?

Ah, dear readers, has Bob finally met his match, will he have a comeback
to this masterpiece? Tune in for the next episode...

Cheers,

Theo

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