G'morning Heather Lennox, 

 MM>>>>> Its probably the sagging limp that gets him down...
 HL>>>>> Or the cats have been hanging off the sagging limp with
 HL>>>>> all their claws.
 MM>>>> Mmmm ... that sounds more effective than the secondhand
 MM>>>> woolly wire wove vest I got off the Vatican...
 HL>>>> Changes the way one walks too, I hear.
 MM>>> Does wonders for Rolf's macintosh...
 HL>>> At least it destroyed his flasher mac!
 MM>> Leaving him with the grubby one deployed like an Indian
 MM>> tepee...
 HL>> Complete with smoke signals coming out of his ears?
 MM> THAT explains the frantic rain dance, I suppose...
 HL> That or he'd eaten some of Linda's chocolate cake that she had made
 HL> out of laxative chocolate.

That'd render his tepee a tepid fetid...

 HL>  - We are born naked, wet and hungry.  Then things get worse.

Alas, poor Rolf... that new-born smell

:-((
 
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