Be careful with that saw!, Tom said offhandedly.
That horse's got Air Jordans on! - Joel as horse jumps
I'm outstanding in my field (left field) knee deep in BS
"Pizza! Pizza! MY A$$!"
Wanna put a little ZIP in your ARC?
It sure is a damn ugly nothing - Geordi
One murder makes a villain, millions make a hero.
Make like, an atom and split.
An idea is not responsible for the people who believe in
Cynic: Through rose-colored glasses with a jaundiced eye.
Pardon me, do you have any grey poop on?
These are the things dreams are made of...
Wanted: Man to take care of cow that does not smoke or dr
Brain, like muscle, works better if regularly exercised.
Name for a topless bathing suit: "Two for the show?"
Forget  RTFM  - Call the author at home.
A man without a woman is like a fish without a bicycle
Allah does not count time spent fishing.
If you can't win fair, win foul.
International Brotherhood of Tagline Thieves
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