On Strike - Tagline Writers Local 278
Thanks, Jim.  You're a lifesaver!
OBLIGATO -- being forced to practice the piano.
If God thought that nudity was okay, we would have been b
Illiterate?  Write for free help.
Gravity: Not just a good idea. It's the law.
Lord, it's hard to be humble, but I'm trying the best tha
Grammar, what big teeth you have.
Paper or plastic bags:  Who cares, I'm "BI-SACKS-UAL!"
Does anybody really read these things?
Don't worry: the answer's at the back of the book.
Friends, Romans, and countrymen, lend me your ears.
"Facts are stubborn things" - T. Smollett
I'm an Omegosh tester.
Spiritual Truth through Superior Mail Reading
A picture is worth a thousand words; a slide show is both
Talk is cheap because supply inevitably exceeds demand...
SYSTEM HALTED! User unable to locate coffee.....
I survived the Phoenix Sun. It's a dry heat. Yah Sure!
The best audience is intelligent, well educated, and mild
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