I'm a comedian;anyone takes me seriously,somethings wrong
<--Heather Locklear Scratch & Sniff.
Computers run on faith, not electrons.
I'm a single-tasking, single-threaded guy.
It's 11:56 pm. Do you know where your modem is?
I forgot all about the Amnesia Conference
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I don't do Windows. -- Bill Gates' housekeeper.
Life is a tragedy for feelers and a comedy for thinkers.
Tolerance is the apex of any civilization.
But, if ye wish her gratefu' prayer, Gie her a haggis.
A Woman is a two edged sword ... driven through yo
Oxymoron: Wonderfully Ambiguous.
Sound's like you want Vanna White with Whoopi Goldberg's
"It's Captain Joe."  "He's sick of the thread, Jim."
I try to leave out the parts that people skip. -Elmore Le
If at 1st you don't succeed, call it Ver. 1
"So Mr. Jackson, what exactly WAS the inspiration for 'Be
Pogo Farr: Vulcan sex on a pogo stick
Is a proofreader a blooper snooper?
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