G'morning Heather again, 

 MM> Ah ... I remember crossing a coffee pot with a keyboard once
 MM> - but the esculator was too big for our house...
 HL> What do you get if you cross a table-tennis ball with a very tall
 HL> chamberpot?

 HL> A ping-pong piddle high po.

Hello Jim !  Please fasten your safety belt as we ready the NAAFI 
for blast-off....

 HL>  - An oyster is a fish built like a nut.

How shellfish !

:-((
 
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