HL>>>>>>>>>>  - Anything not nailed down is
a cat's toy!
 MM>>>>>>>>> Like the piano....
 HL>>>>>>>>> Check the legs for clawmarks.
 MM>>>>>>>> On a German Upright ?  Nein-way, look for hairy
 MM>>>>>>>> corners !
 HL>>>>>>>> And the drool marks on the seat cushions.
 MM>>>>>>> Unt der vase fragments in der peripherary...
 HL>>>>>>> Shredded music sheets sprinkled lightly around the
 HL>>>>>>> floor.
 MM>>>>>> Err ... the holy mini-droppings in those suggest church
 MM>>>>>> meese in the woodwork - and the oblivious fat cat...
 HL>>>>>> Clawmarks on the doorframes.
 MM>>>>> And on my wooden leg...
 HL>>>>> And various other portions of anatomy.
 MM>>>> So Rolf Harris (aka Jake the Peg) walks with a limp now...
 HL>>>> And a squeaky voice.
 MM>>> Its probably the sagging limp that gets him down...
 HL>>> Or the cats have been hanging off the sagging limp with all
 HL>>> their claws.
 MM>> Mmmm ... that sounds more effective than the secondhand
 MM>> woolly wire wove vest I got off the Vatican...
 HL>> Changes the way one walks too, I hear.
 MM> Does wonders for Rolf's macintosh...

At least it destroyed his flasher mac!

 - From the insane desk of Supernerd
 - A Stoic brings the baby; a Cynic is where you bathe it.

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