G'morning Heather Lennox, 

  HL>>>>>>>>  - Anything not nailed down is a cat's toy!
 MM>>>>>>> Like the piano....
 HL>>>>>>> Check the legs for clawmarks.
 MM>>>>>> On a German Upright ?  Nein-way, look for hairy corners
 MM>>>>>> !
 HL>>>>>> And the drool marks on the seat cushions.
 MM>>>>> Unt der vase fragments in der peripherary...
 HL>>>>> Shredded music sheets sprinkled lightly around the floor.
 MM>>>> Err ... the holy mini-droppings in those suggest church
 MM>>>> meese in the woodwork - and the oblivious fat cat...
 HL>>>> Clawmarks on the doorframes.
 MM>>> And on my wooden leg...
 HL>>> And various other portions of anatomy.
 MM>> So Rolf Harris (aka Jake the Peg) walks with a limp now...
 HL>> And a squeaky voice.
 MM> Its probably the sagging limp that gets him down...
 HL> Or the cats have been hanging off the sagging limp with all their
 HL> claws.

Mmmm ... that sounds more effective than the secondhand woolly 
wire wove vest I got off the Vatican...

:-((
 
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