-=> Quoting Steve Corry to Rob Hilditch <=-

 >  SC> Sister In Law - FREE - requires you to have return airticket to Ulster
 >  SC> to  collect her.
 
 > Please discribe

 SC> Needs serious overhall, attitude replacement, remodeling, and an
 SC> extended  vocabulary which doesn't include the "F" word
three times in
 SC> every sentance -  the works basically!

   Is she Irish ? If so I will go as high as single-fare airticket, economy
class.

   Also if she is over 27 she must be insured to make sure no leakage/faulty
memory problems occur. If conditions are fine, please wrap her in bubble-
wrappers and put her inside a foamed-box to keep her under correct temp-
erature.

        jhk %-)

... A wife lasts as long as a marriage, An ex-wife last's forever.
--- Fmail - The City BBS