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from: Robert E Starr JR
date: 2006-09-24 13:21:00
subject: Re: Can You BELIEVE This?

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Carved in mystic runes upon the very living rock, the last words of Josh
Hill of rec.arts.sf.tv.babylon5.moderated make plain: 

> Hey, I grew up during the Great Depression doing back-breaking child
> labor in a Midwestern town so small that visitors would step over it
> and then ask where it was, so poor that on feast days we ate roast
> mouse, and so backwards that the people there still laid eggs. In the
> rare moments when the overseer laid down his whip to take a potty
> break in the putrid ditch that served as sewer, drinking fountain, pig
> wallow, and baptismal font, the other kids used to make fun of me
> because I was born in a brown egg rather than a white one. "Brown egg!
> Brown egg!" they'd lisp through their toothless gums, until they were
> so merry with spite that they coughed up mouse hairs and blood-stained
> tubercular phlegm -- at which point the overseer, having returned from
> his break, would give me a sound thrashing for having distracted the
> other boys from their task of sorting coal. "This boy will come to no
> good," he would say as the whip cut new scars through the
> scarcely-healed welts of my old ones: "Brown egg boys never do."

And you try and tell the young people of today that ..... they won't 
believe you!

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Methuselah
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