Never sleep with someone who is more Screwed up than you
Ladies with an attitude.
David Duke: Same old sheet.
Radical: Anyone whose opinion differs from ours.
Far duller than a serpent's tooth to spend a quiet youth.
BMW: Beautiful Masterpieces on Wheels
I'm sensing large dripping globs of chocolate. * Troi
Remember "a waist is a terrible thing to mind"
Education will never become as expensive as ignorance
There are lies, damn lies, and environmentalists.
Please think when you drink....
I think I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.
Time: an illusion perpetrated by the makers of space.
NO, not that one! @*%^)!-+_\^ NO CARRIER
Pepsi Signs Lorena Bobbit as the New "SLICE" Spokesperson
It's not my fault, I didn't touch it!
Death is certain, life isn't.
Lots of people drink from the wrong bottle sometimes.
Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn : C. Gable
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