MS> It's like "to lisp".. I mean couldn't the word describing
this speech
MS> impairment be a word NOT consisting an "s"? Of course not! :)

For anybody you know who lithpth, ask them to tell this  thtory:


    Sarah  Stillwater,  sitting   silently,   stared   southward.
Someone  Sarah  saw  said,  "Seeing  Sam soon?"  "Saturday," said
Sarah  softly.   Suddenly,  Sarah's  seven   syphilitic   sisters
sauntered  sveltly  seaward.   "Sunning  seems so savage," sighed
Sarah's swarthiest sister, sunning.  "Sarah's seemed so sad since
Sunday,   September   second"   said   sassy    Susan,    Sarah's
sometimes-surly  servant.   "Si,"  said Stella, "since Sam sailed
south, Sarah's seemed somewhat sullen."  "Suffer silently, Sarah"
suggested sister  Sadie,  sipping  slightly  stale  sarsaparilla.
Sunlight  slowly  subsided;  Sassy Susan shouted "Supper! - Sugar
Smacks, submarine sandwiches, stuffed sturgeon,..."  She  stopped
suddenly.   Sarah  screamed  "Sam!"  seeing  Sam's  ship  sailing
swiftly, silently, spinnaker sagging, straight shoreward.  "Sarah
said Sam said Saturday," sibilated Stella.  "Surely Sarah  shan't
suffer,  smarty,"  spat  Sybaritic  Sonja,  seeing  Sarah's sheer
salvation.  Sam's sloop suddenly  started  sinking,  sending  Sam
scrambling  schizophrenically.   "Sam!"  screamed startled Sarah,
sobbing  sorrowfully.   "Sufferin'   Succotash!"   shouted   Sam,
swimming  slowly  shoreward.  "Sam's safe," sighed Sarah, sinking
sandward, still sobbing softly.  "Surprised,  Sarah?"  said  Sam.
"Sam's  soggy semblance surely shocks Sarah," said Sadie.  "She's
seen  similar  sights,  silly!"  snapped  Susan.   "Soup,   Sam?"
suggested  Sarah.   "Sure,  Sarah,"  said  Sam,  "super!"   Sarah
squeezed Sam.   Sam  smooched  Sarah.   Susan  shouted  "Sinful!"
Seven  Saturdays  subsequently,  Sam  spliced Sarah, so survived,
seldom sadly, sempiternally.


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