MM> G'morning Heather onamatapei,

 HL>>> You'll have to buy your own gas mask.
 MM>> No fair - last time, They issued me with one for nothing....
 HL>> Oh... and don't drink Park's coffee. That stuff turns skin
 HL>> bright orange and makes you sing old Donny Osmond songs.
 HL>> Lethal stuff.
 MM> Strong, too ... I can't sing a note ordinarily...

We've got ear-muffs for that problem too.

 HL>>  - Bad or missing coffee, user halted.
 MM> And they say it can't get worse...

Yes it can... drinking Park's coffee out of desparation from caffeine
withdrawal.

 - From the insane desk of Supernerd
 - Tunar - Sonar-like device in cat food that causes cats to appear.

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