HL>>>>>  - Anything not nailed down is a cat's toy!
 MM>>>> Like the piano....
 HL>>>> Check the legs for clawmarks.
 MM>>> On a German Upright ?  Nein-way, look for hairy corners !
 HL>>> And the drool marks on the seat cushions.
 MM>> Unt der vase fragments in der peripherary...
 HL>> Shredded music sheets sprinkled lightly around the floor.
 MM> Err ... the holy mini-droppings in those suggest church meese
 MM> in the woodwork - and the oblivious fat cat...

Clawmarks on the doorframes.

 - From the insane desk of Supernerd
 - "I prescribe strong black coffee, two cigarettes, and a good cr{at}p."
- Nicolaas Hawkins' hangover cure

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