G'morning Heather Lennox, 

 HL>>>>>>>  - Anything not nailed down is a cat's toy!
 MM>>>>>> Like the piano....
 HL>>>>>> Check the legs for clawmarks.
 MM>>>>> On a German Upright ?  Nein-way, look for hairy corners !
 HL>>>>> And the drool marks on the seat cushions.
 MM>>>> Unt der vase fragments in der peripherary...
 HL>>>> Shredded music sheets sprinkled lightly around the floor.
 MM>>> Err ... the holy mini-droppings in those suggest church
 MM>>> meese in the woodwork - and the oblivious fat cat...
 HL>>> Clawmarks on the doorframes.
 MM>> And on my wooden leg...
 HL>> And various other portions of anatomy.
 MM> So Rolf Harris (aka Jake the Peg) walks with a limp now...
 HL> And a squeaky voice.

Its probably the sagging limp that gets him down...

:-((
 
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